New! A brand-new strip!
Clearly this election was a mandate for Conservative Bear!
Despite dangerously high voter turnout this election, many of you ages 18 to 29 chose to stick it to the Man and cast your vote by not voting at all! Way to go! Conservative Bear applauds your decision to steer clear of politics and let the old people take care of it. You just keep on shopping!
Introduction:
Conservative Bear should, by all means, be running in the newspapers and not Mallard Fillmore, because Conservative Bear is the far superior newspaper-quality comic about a politically conservative animal. Instead of just quacking as some right-wing fowl do, Conservative Bear is not afraid to assert his POV to all the little forest creatures that conservatism is only natural and maulings are due for those who beg to differ.
Read Conservative Bear:
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Read the Conservative Bear FAQ. (Now with testimonials!)
How to Read Conservative Bear:
If you are a liberal, this comic is satire and it is funny.
If you are a conservative, this comic affirms and upholds your principles.
If you are a moderate, this comic will probably just confuse you; you should read Dilbert instead.
The most important thing here is that you give me lots of money for it. Why do you think Scott Adams does it? For artistic expression? That's even funnier than a Marmaduke collection!
